Wow! You actually came to this page. Our lawyers made us include it and made us use a precious link on our home page to link to this document. At first, we thought the lawyers were a real pain. But then we read the page. What an awakening! It's really important stuff. We took the legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So be smart and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from our lawyers, or worse yet, from really nasty people, like prosecutors.

Here's The Deal:

We run this site so that people like you can use it for personal entertainment, information, education, communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and other notices. They're there for a really good reason. And don't even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else with any of the stuff, including the text, images, audio, and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give you written permission.

If you visit our site, you're also legally obligated to its terms and conditions listed below and any other law or regulation that applies to the site. You shouldn't access or browse the site if you have any problem with that, because once you start, there's no turning back. You're simply bound by our the terms and conditions.

So Here's Our Top Ten Rules In Terms of Use Of Our Website:

   1.   For everyone's sake, just assume that everything on the site is copyrighted unless we
         say it's not. So you can't use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or
         anywhere else on the site without our written permission.

   2.   While we strive to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising you it's
         accurate. In fact, we're not promising you anything except fun and entertainment. So if
         you use stuff on the site, you're using it at your own risk. We assume no liability or
         responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.

   3.   We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable
         for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers want you to
         know that our disclaimer includes "direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or
         punitive damages arising out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the
         foregoing, everything on the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF
         ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
         THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A
         PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.

         Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties,
         so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local laws for any
         restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of implied warranties." Here's the
         bottom line - We're not responsible if you're browsing around and the site damages
         you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses or anything else obnoxious.

   4.   If you don't want the world to know something, don't post in on the site in any bulletin
         board or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose to us is ours.
         That's right - ours. So we can do anything we want with the stuff you post. We can
         reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace
         else. We can even send it to your mother (as soon as we find her address). Not only
         that, we can even use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques you post any
         way we want to, including, developing, manufacturing and marketing products or other
         stuff using the information you post.

   5.   Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our property or someone
         else's property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's definitely not
         your property. You or any of your friends can't use it unless we said you could on this
         page or somewhere else on the site. Unauthorized use may violate all sorts of laws.

   6.   There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site that either we
         own or we're using with someone else's permission. You don't have any kind of
         license or right to use them. If you don't leave them alone and mess with our
         trademarks, logos and service marks on our site, we'll probably go ballistic, so will the
         companies that own the other trademarks, logos and service marks. That means that
         we're likely to sue you or to ask a prosecutor to prosecute you for messing with our
         property or the property of others.

   7.   You'll probably notice we've linked our site to some others. It doesn't mean we've
         looked at all those sites, much less checked them out periodically to see what's going
         on. So don't blame us if some site you link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you.
         Go ahead and link, but remember, you're doing it at your risk.

   8.   That brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally listen in on chat
         groups, or look at the posting in our discussion groups or on our bulletin boards, we
         take no responsibility and assume no liability for the content of those locations or for
         any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity,
         pornography, or profanity you might encounter when you visit such places on our site.

         And we caution you not to be stupid by posting or transmitting any unlawful,
         threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic,
         nasty, mean, or profane material or any material that law enforcement may consider a
         criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter violate any
         law - anywhere, anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice
         but to fully cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or courts which might ask
         us who might have posted the stuff on our website in the first place.

   9.   Software that we use on this website is protected by all sorts of US laws. Because of
         that, you can't download or send the software to anyone in the vacation travel spots
         including Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Iran, Syria, or any other country where
         the United States has embargoed goods; or (get this) to anyone on the United States
         Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals or the US Commerce
         Department's Table of Deny Orders.

 10.   We're also allowed to change this page and anything else on the site any time we
         want to. That's because it's ours. If we do make changes to pages on the site, then
         you're bound by those changes, too.

 11.   If either of us wants to make something of it and wants to "sue" then we have to follow
         these rules of engagement:

         This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to
         principles of conflict of laws.

         To the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate Profitable
         Marketing Systems, LLC and/or its affiliates' intellectual property rights, Profitable
         Marketing Systems, LLC and/or its affiliates may seek injunctive or other appropriate
         relief in any state or federal court in the State of Colorado, and you consent to
         exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts.

Any Other Disputes Will Be Resolved As Follows:

If a dispute arises under this agreement, we agree to first try to resolve it with the help of a mutually agreed-upon mediator in the following location: Boulder, Colorado. Any costs and fees other than attorney fees associated with the mediation will be shared equally by each of us.

If it proves impossible to arrive at a mutually satisfactory solution through mediation, we agree to submit the dispute to binding arbitration at the following location: Boulder, Colorado, under the rules of the American Arbitration Association. Judgment upon the award rendered by the arbitration may be entered in any court with jurisdiction to do so.

We invite your questions and comments.

Profitable Marketing Systems, LLC
1100 Nautilus Court
Lafayette, CO 80026
Web: www.ProfitableMarketingSystems.com
Email: info@ProfitableMarketingSystems.com
Phone: (720) 890-8760
Fax: (303) 604-6839